Category: Season 4

Honey, if you are coming in, I just might go ahead and phone up my pool-man and my architect so we can populate the room with just as many useless people as possible.

Since you two have become chief residents, I’ve noticed that your leadership skills are — how can I put this delicately? — eh…crap.!

I think the question you should be asking is, Mind if I diddle your ex?” Oh, and just a great big congratulations on your on-going streak of being the world’s worst older brother!”

Neena played you like proud owner of the world’s longest dry streak. You know what, can I ask you a personal question? Exactly how long has it been since you’ve swept the stuffed animals off of your bed, thrown your ankles up in the air, and thanked whatever god you pray to that you didn’t have on your granny panties?

I’m sorry, my son is taking…is taking ballet? Come on, Jordan, he’s already got an overbearing mother and a fairly prominent lisp. If we stick him in the tights, well, we might as well just go ahead and get him a timeshare on Fire Island.

I wasn’t [buzz]-ing you to indicate an incorrect answer. I
was [buzz]-ing you because I was bored and I just thought that might drive
you crazy.

That… was me talking to a patient who has thrown in the towel. You can’t save everyone, Newbie, so I suggest you start working with people who want your help. That’s what I will be doing.

You know what? I’ve got a son, I don’t fantasize about Jordan dying as much anymore, and, even though it wasn’t planned, I’m actually pretty happy about the way this whole marriage thing has worked out. Sooo, would you please stop your chirping and step away from my personal life?

Slap yourself very hard in the face, then leave.

Boy, oh boy, does it look like you pissed off the wrong guy there, crunchy. And trust me, he’ll make you pay.