Category: Season 5

Could I speak with you in the stop filling my patient’s head with false hope” ward?”

That would be me. It was delicious. My compliments to the little lady.

Oh, gosh, Carla, I would. But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning.

Oh, please. Jordan used to use that one on me all the time. Immune. Watch this. Satin panties.

Cut to the chase there, pee pants.

Two good reasons: His face and personality.

Ladies, hate to disappoint, but my quota for women who bug the bejesus out of me has been met for the next billion years.

Fine, Lonnie, but hand to God, if you so much as look at me for the next month, I will mummify your head in surgical tape.

God, elevator. He’s got my back, even if I don’t technically believe in him.

Hey, look at what we have here. A representation of how alcohol affects different ages. We have the young…the slightly older…the slightly older still…and last, the very, very, very old. She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness.Jor-da-roo! Jor-da-licious! Jor-da-roni! Ha-ha!