Category: Season 5

Joanna, now I’m not much for this sensitive crap. But darn it all, you’ve found someone who’s willing to let you annoy them instead of me.

If Jordan were conscious, she’d… she’d agree. Now who put that fake arrow through her head? Huh? Which one of ya? It was me. I did it.

Upsetting, but we persevere. Bottom line:There is no such thing as a perfect person. You. Tell her.

Totally worth it. I need one of you two clowns to do a work up on this guy. It’s going to be a giant pain in the ass.

You know what else I hate about Kelso? His hair smells like a pet store.

Are you crazy? Why would you want your wife in the gym? You don’t hate your wife yet. But think about it, huh? You go to work, she’s there. You go out, she’s there. And when you go home, where is she? Women are everywhere. Except for the gym. That’s why it’s such a magical place. Don’t ruin that. Don’t be that guy. Come on. You’re so much more than that. I’m begging you.

Say, that’s a real nice pantsuit you have there.

Swing by my place and see if we can’t get it 100 percent off?

I’ve got to be honest. I’m confused, Sasquatch.

I just thought your friends might be interested in seeing this photo. I took with my cell phone
the other night. I’m going to airbrush Friends Forever.” Then I’m gonna hang these bad boys