Category: Season 5

Totally worth it. I need one of you two clowns to do a work up on this guy. It’s going to be a giant pain in the ass.

All right, Lester, we’re having this out right here, right now! Oh, for the love of God! What’s this, some pansy get in touch with my feelings because my mommy didn’t love me” group?”

This right here is the get hit” line. Cross it at your own risk.”

Newbie, give me a little trouble? I’m having some help here.

My job is to make sick people better, not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night.

You go do that. And I’ll go find God, quit drinking, get in touch with myself emotionally, and we’ll meet right back here at half past impossible. Mm’kay?

You know what else I hate about Kelso? His hair smells like a pet store.

Stop bugging us. I find your particular brand of psychobablry about as useful and about as effective as fairy dust.

I was calling you by a random girl’s name. Listen, please. I don’t care about any of your problems. I have no answers for any of you.(…) I might have an answer for that. Ew! I mean, come on, children. What do you actually think is going to happen here? Do you think I’m going to take you and sit you down next to me and say, um, Listen, uh, if you need anything, you’ve got my pager. Just know that I’m there for you always”?”

OK, here’s a bud clearly in need of nipping. Newbie, there are some things
that, if they happen, we do want to make a big deal out of them, a cure for cancer, teaching dogs to talk, and you walking past the food cart without referring to cream cheese as cow fudge”.”