Category: One Liners

Good morning, reasons why I drink”, you may have noticed that we have a new face in our group.”

Enggghhh! That’s the noise I make when somebody lies to me.

Sandy, whatta ya say we start our work day.

I’m about to set a new distance record for projectile vomiting.

When they strap me in the chair, please let them know the murder was just.

Kiss my ring.

Shadaisy!

You have diabetes and you can’t eat cupcakes.

Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn’t mean that the world has suddenly turned in to a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do

I can’t stop thinking about putting up with you.