Category: One Liners

537

Filed under: One Liners — @ 12:00 am

With no due respect whatsoever, why?

73

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

Hey, don’t be embarrassed about staring at my ass. You’re only human, baby, and everybody does, anyway.

404

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

Who do you mean, dashboard-face?

623

Filed under: One Liners — @ 12:00 am

This is the dumbest conversation.

6

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

Oh, this woman is just fantastic. I mean, the breasts are probably fake, but, by God, those tears are real!

138

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

Twenty bucks says you kill him.

473

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.

734

Filed under: One Liners — @ 12:00 am

Bobbo! No time! Gotta go tell Mr. Clancy that his tumor is benign. Is that not exciting? Should be worth a finski – whatta ya think?

42

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat, and steal just to get a fix.!

321

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

You come here, you rat-bastard!

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