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Category: One Liners

623

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 2:17 pm

“This is the dumbest conversation.” –>

619

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 2:12 pm

“I don’t know who you are, but thank you for this.” –>

618

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 2:11 pm

“Jordan, why would you need seven Pap smears in one month?”
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584

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 10:03 am

“Maybe they’ll put it in Almost Magazine.” –>

577

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 9:57 am

“Lookit, I’d like to throw it in Gwen Stefani tonight instead of Jordan, but that ain’t gonna happen either.” –>

576

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 9:55 am

“No, no. No no no no no no no. It was a selfish act. If other people talk to you, you won’t have to talk to me!” –>

572

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 9:47 am

“Tell it to the wall, Newbie!” –>

564

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 5:30 pm

“It smells like that odd combo of flopsweat, hopelessness, and feet.” –>

553

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 5:13 pm

“I’m sorry. I-I get lost in my eyes.” –>

549

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 5:05 pm

“That’s a cute couple. I give ‘em a week.” –>

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